My new line of action figures
| Greybishop May 30, 07 - 1:21 PM | My new line of action figures... Wouldn't it be fun if Lost had a line of action figures? I figure at least some will come with cars and/or accessories. Kate would come with a car with multiple licence plates, along with several different wigs. Locke would come with a volkswagon beetle, and knife throwing/steering wheel beating action, along with several toupes. Hurley gets the bus, which contains a foldaway ping-pong table and a stash of Dharma ranch. The Shannon action figure comes with a selection of bikinis, an inflatable Boone shaped anatomically correct punching bag and removable self esteem. Ben's figure comes with a gas mask and "eye-poppin' action"!!! Claire comes with a car with "Breakaway windshield and Mom launching passenger seat", Aaron and a removable "mummy tummy" along with a black wig. Charlie comes with a diaper, a guitar, Virgin Mary statue and "realistic red eye action". Saayid comes with optional Iraqi Military fatigues and "kung-fu" feet. Sawyer naturally comes with a motorized, tent draggin' boar accessory and a supply of fish biscuits. Mr. Eko comes complete with Jesus Stick and Smoke Monster. Sun and Jin come as a set, fully equipped with a fishing net, bottle full of notes and a teeny-tiny ring for you to lose... Michael, Vincent and Waaaalt also come as a set, complete with raft, some assembly required, caution, flammable. Ana Lucia and Libby likewise come as a set, complete with bullet holes and revolked licenses. Finally, the Jack figure. Please get parental assistance when filling your action figure with water... |
| jas65 May 30th, 2007 - 1:33 PM | GB - Love it! |
| LOSTbean May 30th, 2007 - 1:48 PM | is that all ana lucia comes with? |
| LOSTbean May 30th, 2007 - 1:49 PM | maybe ana lucia comes with a "net" in which to get caught... |
| sawsee May 30th, 2007 - 2:02 PM | I love the descriptions! GB! Maybe it's time for you to start your own Action figure company. |
| LOSTbean May 30th, 2007 - 2:09 PM | and here's a fun idea to carry on this little game. each character can say one line. what do you guys see them each saying? i think hurley would say, "dude." jack would say, "live together, die alone." locke would say, "don't tell me what i can't do!" what other one's can you guys come up with? |
| Barnum May 30th, 2007 - 2:11 PM | Maybe you could create Wes and Barnum action figures, too. |
| Greybishop May 30th, 2007 - 2:12 PM | Shannon would say "Where's my underwear?" |
| Greybishop May 30th, 2007 - 2:14 PM | Barnum - If ANY of us are going to become action figures, I call dibs. I'd like to be packaged with the Ana Lucia and Libby set, thanks. Must be over 18 to purchase the optional accessory pack... |
| cclost May 30th, 2007 - 2:17 PM | ana lucia can say "you hittin that?" michael has to yell "waaaaaaalt" Desmond can say, "you die, brotha" Claire can say "what are you doing chalee?" |
| LOSTbean May 30th, 2007 - 2:21 PM | LOL, cclost! especially ana lucia's line. as i had mentioned to GB in an e-mail,, another thing she was famous for doing was seething and yelling "shut up!" to any one and everyone she could point her pistol at! |
| Greybishop May 30th, 2007 - 2:27 PM | As for the other "sayings": Kate "I don't do taco night" Rose "It's a fine line between denial and faith." Bernard "I'm a dentist, I'm not Rambo." Jin "Because, we have to go home." Sun "I've lost my ring." Saayid "Unfortunately for us both, you're wrong." Sawyer "Ah, ah, ah, Jungle Boy, don't even think about it" I like cclost's "Waaaalt" for Michael. However, Desmond would say "See you in another life, Brotha." Oddly enough, Ana Lucia and Libby say the same thing, "That Greybishop, he's a hottie." Claire could say just about anything, only nobody would ever care. Charlie, naturally sings "You all everybody", and won't stop once you get him going. |
| LOSTbean May 30th, 2007 - 2:28 PM | juliette says nothing...she just does that smirk and bats her big blue eyes. or, she offers you a grilled cheese sandwich with one of those little trees in it. |
| Greybishop May 30th, 2007 - 2:31 PM | Yeah, Juliette comes with an ez bake oven and a tape recorder... |
| LOSTbean May 30th, 2007 - 2:32 PM | GB writes: Oddly enough, Ana Lucia and Libby say the same thing, "That Greybishop, he's a hottie." i LOVE it! |
| Lady-in-Gray May 30th, 2007 - 2:37 PM | Ben could say, "Would I lie to you.....?" |
| LOSTbean May 30th, 2007 - 2:39 PM | and ben would have this little button you could press on him to make {fake} blood come out of these little hidden wounds in his face. he's always beat up! |
| sawsee May 30th, 2007 - 3:33 PM | And Tom would say "You're not my type." Penny: "Is that you Desmond?" Nicky would say, "Razzle Dazzle!" |
| Monica May 30th, 2007 - 4:24 PM | LOL!!!!!!!!! You guys made my day with this post. Hysterical. |
| Greybishop May 30th, 2007 - 4:32 PM | Forgot about Nina and Pablo. They come as a set. Spiders and toilet paper included. She says "razzle dazzle" and he just makes poopy noises... |
| Dutch May 30th, 2007 - 5:16 PM | Didn't I read on some post here that they WERE actually making some LOST action figures and Shannon was one and both she and the Sun doll both clad in bikinis? Kind of odd choice for the Sun doll as her in a bikini encompassed about a total of 2 minutes of the story in one episode.... |
| HappyLisa May 30th, 2007 - 5:22 PM | yes, they do have real action figures - you can get them at toy stores. toysrus.com has them at better prices then I've seen elsewhere... cool ideas though - they should've run ideas past you guys before they designed the real dolls, you have much better ideas! |
| Lady-in-Gray May 30th, 2007 - 6:03 PM | Yep, that's us! Idea Guys who can make you smile. |
| cclost May 30th, 2007 - 6:12 PM | I think Ben could say two things: "We're the good guys" "I'm Henry Gale" BTW- Thank you who ever brought up Razzel Frickin Dazzle. I think it was sawsee. Patchy can say: "Nadia Comaneci, the best athlete the world has ever known" |
| Charlotte May 30th, 2007 - 6:14 PM | Very entertaining, guys, but I think the Sawyer figure should say a different nickname each time you pulled the string (do you still pull strings on dolls to make them talk, or am I showing my age?). Anyway, I'll take a Sawyer, a Desmond, a Sayid... |
| Greybishop May 30th, 2007 - 6:27 PM | Um... Charlotte? You do know that we're not talking about the life sized inflatable "action figures" here...right? |
| Prettyeyes May 30th, 2007 - 6:39 PM | I think the Bernard figure should come with a supply of dental supplies Jack should come dressed in his surgical scrubs and a bottle of McClutchens Locke should have a optional wheelchair Hurley should come with a box of fried chicken and his winning lottery ticket Mr Eko should come dress the his clergy collar with his axe in one hand and Jesus stick in the other Micheal should just come with a script for The Matrix 4 Kate should come with a pair of handcuffs and a Taco Bell kit for Taco nite Sawyer should just come with a supply of pregnancy tests for the rest of the women on the island |
| Charlotte May 30th, 2007 - 6:39 PM | ****. |
| Lady-in-Gray May 30th, 2007 - 6:42 PM | What were you trying to say, Charlotte? |
| sawsee May 30th, 2007 - 6:48 PM | Thanks cclost! Although, I called Nina, 'Nicky; it must be a 'flashback' of 'Young and the Restless'. Charlotte! I think the action figures expand to life-size if you soak them long enough in water. |
| Charlotte May 30th, 2007 - 6:53 PM | LIG - It was the d-word, which I knew would get asterisked (can you use that word as a verb?). sawsee - Thanks. You have given me hope when all was ... lost. |
| Greybishop May 30th, 2007 - 7:05 PM | Prettyeyes - The Kate action figure with handcuffs... I'm just backing away from that... Too easy. |
| HappyLisa May 30th, 2007 - 7:16 PM | oooh, lifesize, I get it now! And that's a GUN in Sawyer's pocket RIIIGHT??! |
